Filed to story: Bring It On My Mafia Life Novel (Rhea & Lukas)
Lukas sat up slowly, thinking that something was wrong and he didn’t want to alert the enemy. He surmised the enemy had gotten into their room while he slept and held them, hostage, commanding Rhea not to alert him to their presence or he would kill him. No wonder, he was followed last night.
With lightning speed, Lukas suddenly pulled out the gun hidden under his pillow and turned around, aiming at the door only to see that there was nobody in sight? Huh, that was strange.
“Lukas….” Rhea breathed, her hand on her pounding chest.
Wait a minute, Lukas slept with a gun under his pillow? What if something went wrong at night and he mistakenly pulled the trigger, and one, if not two of them dies. She would have to speak to him on that. He should find other spaces to keep his gun within reach, not under the pillow.
…..
Lukas turned around, “Why are you standing….” The rest of his words trailed off when his gaze fell on the stain on the bed and his expression died off.
At first, Lukas couldn’t understand what he has just seen until it hit him out of nowhere. He looked at Rhea standing right in front of him and then at the bed and back at Rhea again, making the connections.
“My period came,” Rhea explained to him, scratching the back of her head awkwardly. Although Lukas schooled his expression, the tension in the air was palpable.
“I guess that means you’re not pregnant then,” Lukas nodded his head in understanding
“Yep, I’m not,” Rhea confirmed.
Lukas suddenly put on a bright smile with a clap, “All hope is not lost, I still have more than a million quality seeds to plant into your womb,”
Rhea scoffed in disbelief, his ego was out of this world. However, she didn’t say any a word knowing that he was still sad beyond that exterior. Lukas was merely covering up.
He climbed out of the bed,” I guess you need your lady things. I would call Luca to take care of that,” He pulled out his phone already, texting him.
“Yes, I need it and I’m so embarrassed I stained Leon’s bed. I should have been more observant of my body changes.” Rhea muttered, her head lowered.
“You have nothing to be ashamed about,” Lukas said, lifting her head so he could look at her beautiful face. Rhea was biting down on her lower lips nervously and she looked so cute.
“If it comforts you, I’ll have the bed thrown away and get him a new one.” He offered.
“No,” Rhea shook her head, “No, that’s a waste of resources.”
“You seem to forget that I’m a third-generation rich man, baby girl. Money is not a problem for me,”
“Is that why you’ve been throwing money around carelessly for me to steal?” Rhea asked him.
“Yeah,” Lukas shamelessly admitted it, “I did It because it was fun and you were so cute. You don’t know this but you look like Jerry, the mouse in the cartoon stealing all of the cheese Tom, the cat, intentionally placed on the way to lure it to his trap.”
“Oh, I’m a mouse now? You are unbelievable?” Rhea snorted, however, there was a trace of a smile at the corner of her lips.
“Yeah, a cute house mouse,” He pinched her cheeks playfully causing Rhea to glare at him.
Lukas placed his hands on her shoulder and then rubbed them down the length of her arms. He took her hands in the end, asking,
“How do you feel? I heard girls get sick on their period. Chloe doesn’t even talk to me when she’s on hers, claims I’m not a woman and would never understand.” He was worried.
Rhea chuckled, “Well, she might be a bit right on that part because on our period, we experience shit like abdominal or pelvic cramping, lower back pain, bloating and sore breasts, food cravings, headache, and Fatigue. Oh, did I forget to mention, mood swings and irritability,” She added sweetly, although the smile didn’t touch her eyes, “Try not to offend me during this period, love. “
Lukas gulped, why do women carry so much load? He was flabbergasted.
“So is it hurting?” Lukas asked unsure. His hand already slipping beneath her blouse and he began to rub her bare tummy as if that would cure her pain, “Is it working?” Lukas was hopeful.
“That’s sweet, babe, but no, it’s not working. Luckily for me, I hardly get intense mental cramps, however, I do have what is called period poop.” Rhea informed him.
“Period poop,” Lukas’s head was swirling with so much information that was as weird as fuck and he wanted to get the fuck out of here, but he couldn’t. This was his woman Rhea and he had to be with her even in the… creepiest scenario.
“Yeah, that happens when compounds called prostaglandins tell my uterus to contract to give me uterine lining the heave-ho – that’s why cramps happen.
But prostaglandins can migrate to other areas, including my gastrointestinal tract. This is why I do poop more often or have diarrhea during my period, it’s because the same hormones that cause cramps are romping around my midsection. In one word, I’m about to go have communion with the toilet, don’t wait up for me, Lukas. ” She tapped his shoulder and left for the restroom.
Unfortunately, Lukas didn’t understand a single thing Rhea said aside from the last line, she needed to use the toilet.
Woman Things
“How do you feel?” Lukas asked while Rhea was hunched over the toilet.
It had taken a lot of persuasions to stop him from keeping her company in the toilet. She means, period poop smells bad, why would he want to inhale that horrible gas all in the name of love? Rhea wouldn’t even do that for him… urm, maybe she would …. just a little… no, no, never.
Hence, they came up with a better solution, conversing through the phone. At least, he wouldn’t breathe in her smelly poop and they could talk at the same time. See? Good thing he got her a phone.
“Better,” Rhea replied, definitely not in the mood for talking, not when World War III seems to be taking place in her colon. However, Lukas was trying his best to show his support and she appreciated that.
“I mean, what does it feel like? I’m trying to understand your condition.” He told her which was surprising. The Mafia Lord wanted to understand her condition. Rhea knew Victor would have a good laugh over this if she told him that.
“Oh, about that? It feels…” Rhea thought over it, “Like I don’t want to leave the toilet at all? In my condition right now, I want to spend the entirety of my day butt-ass naked, and wait for my body to do its thing because I don’t know what the hell it’s trying to tell me. Well, except to poop, you get it, but sometimes I don’t even release at all, just the urge…. “
Rhea trailed off when she heard Lukas laughing uncontrollably from the other side of the line.
“Alright, buddy, care to tell me what’s funny?” She wondered what she said wrong.
However, Lukas didn’t say anything and continued to laugh so hard even Rhea forgot she had to poop. She just sat in the toilet with her brows raised, her curiosity piqued.
…..
When Lukas was finally able to get over his laughing fit, he told her, “You said ‘release’,” Lukas emphasized that word.
“Oh, for fuck’s sake,” Rhea groaned, that dirty-minded asshole. She should have known.
“Do women release?” He was still laughing.
“Oh yes, we do,” Rhea answered firmly and Lukas’s laughter was cut short when he realized she was serious this time.
With a deep breath, Rhea went on to say, “Women release, and that is called female ejaculation. It is that thick, white liquid that comes out of the urethra of a woman during a sexual orgasm, Lukas. So yeah, we do release and I hope that answers your question. “
An awkward silence fell over them and for a minute there, Rhea thought that Lukas had abandoned the call until he said, “You should have been a doctor,”
“Nah, that’s not my thing,” Rhea shook her head in denial.